Masturbation Techniques for Him.

The Yellow Kiss.

Materials: A Banana.

Peel a banana, slide your penis inside the peel and masturbate.
Another option is to cut the banana at one of its ends, and without peeling it, scoop out its contents with
a knife or a fruit corer and insert the penis into it. Either option is very pleasant.

The Wet Kiss.

Materials: A condom and lubricant.

Put on the condom, adjusting it well at the base of the penis, so that the lubricant does not escape,
then squeeze the tip of the condom so that the liquid spreads around it
penis and start to masturbate.
You can try using various amounts of liquid until you find the one that satisfies you the most, just the same.
you can try with olive or sunflower oil.

Wet kiss variation with partner.

Experience with the condom with oil inside.

The goal is to provide the feeling of a larger and thicker penis.

Result: the test is feasible, the oil remains in the condom for a long time.
It depends on the pushes in the couple, but the sensation of the one who has it inside is not feeling more.
penis volume, since both the vagina and the rectum adapt to what penetrates them, while
the size, whether large or small, is within a certain order.

It's good to practice the technique by doing some masturbation a few days earlier with this "covering," so that
going with experience while having sex. The sensation for the man with the penis covered by a condom
with oil it is very good, and the vagina is not felt as much since so much lubrication and air cushion it
sensations. Very good for hypersensitivity problems or premature ejaculation. Of course always
that it doesn't get scared when trying to insert it or with the game that involves these manipulations.

The woman's feeling has been surprise and the unexpected, although the test has not been useful for
give more 'quantity' if it has served and a lot to give much more 'time'.

By softening the friction, both men and women can indulge in the sensations.
and last much longer, as long as one seeks a position that allows them to be comfortable.
twice, the first time I used it we were able to be in the penetration game as a
half an hour reaching orgasm the woman with great awareness and control of pleasure.

It has been delicious, as not being too burdened with the search for the bullfight has allowed
keep the manual caresses on the body and the verbal and imaginative caresses with all
intensity, the caresses of kisses and mouth have not been possible because of the position adopted to seek
comfort did not allow it, but the hands, arms, legs, voice, and gaze have been able to recreate themselves in
the body of the other.

Do you realize how little these parts act during the penetration time? The hands,
gazes and voices seem to end when the penis comes into direct action, surely it's because of
this is why women often feel so disappointed regarding the sexual ability of men
men.

The positions that provide acceptable comfort are the spoon position, both lying on their sides, and the woman.
turning her back to the man. Or from the side looking face to face and one of the woman's legs underneath
the man's waist. In both cases, having to maximize the joining of the pelvis requires one to have very
separated the torsos, but that is precisely what allows playing with hands, voice and gaze.

ReyLesbos.

The beach girl.

Materials: A float used for learning to swim, a plastic bag, adhesive tape
and lubricant.

Take the sleeve and place adhesive tape transversely between its openings so that
reduce the size of these to just slightly more than the width of your penis.
Put the sleeve in a bag so that your fluids and the lubricant do not spill everywhere.
You can also try it with a lubricated condom inside as we described in Kiss
damp
Place it on your bed and insert your penis inside it and imagine whatever you want. For example, a cult.
narrow.

The Beach Girl II.

Materials: A beach mat.

Place the mattress on the bed by inflating it in a way that is satisfactory for you.
Place the penis where two tubes that form the mat meet, as close to the center as possible and
Place a piece of cloth or a towel between the penis and your abdomen. And make love.
You should lubricate the mat or use a condom, it all depends on the sensation you want.
obtain. Test.
The Handkerchief.

Materials: A paper tissue, optionally one made of silk.

Take a paper towel about 30 cm on each side and fold it into four parts.
The result will be a square about 15 cm on each side.
Put it in the palm of the hand with which you masturbate, making a kind of bowl. Hollow it out.
hand and place the glans of the penis inside the hand while making a small cage with the fingers.
fingers.
Hold the handkerchief, covering the head of the penis in the concavity you have made with your hand and the
fingers, and rotate the hand, making the handkerchief touch your glans. With the other hand, grab the shaft of the
penis and perform a normal masturbation movement over it.
The feeling is wonderful and the run is hygienic.
Optionally, you can do it with a silk handkerchief, much more sensual and pleasurable.

The Bride.

Materials: Two pads and a bed.

Take two pillows and put them on the bed one on top of the other.
Place the penis between them and pump as if you were with your girlfriend or the neighbor.

The missionary's straw.

Materials: If you are a novice in the subject, you will undoubtedly need a magazine, a movie, or some type of
stimulating material. Great masters do without all these types of additions. Also
You will need toilet paper, Klinex, or similar material.

By analogy with your version of intercourse, (which only differs in that you don't meet people). Get comfortable,
relax, take a deep breath.
Once the material is collected, proceed to grasp the penis firmly (but without strangling), and begin
a gentle swinging motion, rhythmic... hypnotic, from the base to the glans (or crown). Don't worry if
Initially, he feels nothing. As the movement continues, he will feel a pleasant sensation overwhelm him.
sensation.

If your penis remains inactive and flaccid, carefully check the previous steps. If everything has gone well, at
In just a few minutes, you will see that you need to increase the pace: the machine demands more from you. The culmination
from this step it will arrive shortly.
With the hand that is left free, take the toilet paper, and place it in the path that you intuit will be followed.
the patch that will emerge as a glorious conclusion to the
task undertaken.
Never, I repeat NEVER, do it over the magazine, because if you don't, you'll have to turn the pages three at a time, and
it will prevent other family members and/or friends from enjoying such precious material.
Congratulations! You are now initiated in the missionary's straw.

2. The moisturizing straw.

Materials: The same as the previous straw, plus moisturizing cream, Nivea, Atrix, etc. Never use soap or gel.
bathroom! (from experience).

The procedure is very similar to the previous one, only this time, you should smear the member with the cream.
Do not be fooled by the apparent simplicity, as this is an elaborate technique that entails a greater
Preparation. Consult by asking your friends or your parents.

3. The technique of the "paradinha".

This technique will allow you to reach unexplored heights of your person, and of your member; your bald friend.
Although the beginning is similar to that of the missionary, what really differentiates it is the culmination.

Proceed as in the mentioned straw, but get ready to do the 'paradinha' just before the moment.
summit. (in the first tests, keep the paper handy, as you never know when it might fail).

Just a moment before the climax, stop all movement, hold your breath, and concentrate.
With practice, you will be able to repeat the 'paradinha' as many times as you want, before having to resort to
Paper. Practice, practice a lot! Do not miss any opportunity.

Always carry a trucker's calendar with you, under the pretext of the dates. It's a very useful tool.
useful in the tough beginnings. This technique will lead you to become a multi-orgasmic man.

House dessert.

Materials: A melon, a microwave, and a kitchen knife.

This technique not only requires mastery of the previous techniques but also a great skill in choosing the
melon: the object of desire.

Don't think of it as a fruit: see it as a friend, give it a name if necessary.

Check it well now, because later you won't have time, and it could undermine the operation. Once done,
hollow, and confirmed with a reconnaissance incursion, the validity of that hollow, prepare for the
second step, which requires great skill.

Put the melon in the microwave after removing the member. Heat it for a short time.
moments, depending on the power of the microwave. Excessive heat could undermine this operation, and
many others. With great speed and agility, open the microwave and, while it is still hot, introduce the bald person.
repeatedly until completing the operation.
Many testimonies support that it is exactly like a vagina.

Note: Don't forget to throw the melon in the trash, and don't put it in the fridge for next time, it's already a lamentable.
confusion may lead you to eat the authentic house dessert (although on the other hand, it is still a dish
made by oneself, with all the love in the world).

Another Note: If you cut the melon right in half, you will have enough for two times.

5. The hand that rocks the cradle.

Materials: A chair, or another rigid piece of furniture, that allows you to sit. Toilet paper.

Slide your usual hand underneath your buttocks, until you grab the thigh of the opposite leg, and sit down.
on top, pressing the forearm. If you are doing it right, you will notice how your arm goes numb.

You should investigate until you find the exact point of numbness. When you pinch with the other hand...
fingers of the usual hand, and does not feel them, the moment for action will have arrived. It will have some brief
moments until the arm regains its circulation, when it will seem to him that another is crushing it.

6. The hand that rocks the cradle (Enhanced).

The mechanics are the same as before, only that prior you should paint the nails of your usual hand.
that in this case, it seems that she is being hit by another (woman, not a hand).

The joy of the garden.

Materials: A bag of seeds (Empty, or something of similar construction), a handful of lentils, and a string or a
rubber band

Put the lentils in the bag, and also place Kojak inside.
With the elastic band, secure the bag to the base of Mr. Proper, so that the lentils do not fall, and help to
massage the bald man.
Proceed as in missionary style.

Not everything that flies goes to the pot.

Materials: A fly in perfect health. A bathtub full of hot water.

Take the insect and proceed to remove one of its wings. Get into the bathtub and, like a periscope, peek out.
your friend the bald one from among the waters.

When she shyly glimpsed his bald head, she placed the insect on the bald islet, and let it do its thing. The fly
It will start to circle around the island, thus generating a soothing feeling.

We still don't know anyone who has reached orgasm with this, but we do know someone who has practiced it. This time
the paper is not necessary, due to
that the jet will carry the insect ahead, directly into the water (according to the most optimistic forecasts).

May a chicken peck you.

Materials: A dead chicken, a loaf of bread, moisturizer, and a microwave.

Remove the bread crumb, place it in a bowl, and like a milk soup, spread it well with the moisturizer.

Once you have a compact and smooth dough, fill the chicken from its rear with such paste. Insert into your
friend the bald one, to test and make the necessary space, and just like with the melon, introduce the set (without
bald) in the microwave. Once at the appropriate temperature, proceed to execute the explained steps.
previously on 'The House Dessert'.
This variation yields better results than that of the melon, due to the warm and meaty feel of the bird. Beware! As in the
in the case of the melon, we advise you not to leave it in the fridge for future use.

Recommendations: If your chicken still has its head, decapitate it before proceeding with the act. Numerous testimonies.
they say that just the sight of the head appearing in the charges cuts the story short.

At the head of the pack.

Materials: Adhesive tape, a bandage, some scissors, and a bicycle (We recommend it to be stationary).
He bandaged one of his thighs, and also his dear friend.
Make sure not to skip this step if you don't want a hair removal experience you'll never forget.
Sit on the bike, remembering to have the scissors on hand (Very important, as otherwise, one
Once the stage is completed, it will find itself in big trouble.

Place the bald person on the bandaged part of the thigh, and proceed to wrap the thigh with the adhesive tape.
with the member. Once the correct fixation has been checked, begin a walking motion on the bicycle.
No sprints at the beginning. Start to pick up the pace as your friend indicates. This will be the best.
stage of his life.

Once the task is completed, and after the excitement has subsided, proceed to carefully cut the adhesive tape and the
sales, to release the big-headed one.

Note: If you do not have a bicycle, you can also use a stair climber machine, or some stairs.
frequented.

11. Oh! I feel Flex.

Materials: A bed with mattress and slats (Please, with slats!), a soft plastic bag, a cloth and
cushions.

Warning: This practice can be extremely dangerous if the indicated steps are not followed. Above all
It is VERY important that the bed base is not made of springs, nor has any sharp metal parts.

Position yourself at a comfortable height using the cushions, so that you can introduce Constantino Romero,
between the bed frame and the mattress, for which you will need to lift the mattress a little.

Place the cloth as a pad on the chosen area for the incursion, and on the bed frame.
member. Carefully wrap your member with the bag and place it on the cloth.

Gently place the mattress over the member, and begin to make the familiar rocking motion. If the
the base is spring-loaded, it could happen to you like it did to one of our honorary former members, who impaled Kojak on
a spring, to their surprise, and of their mother who entered the room at that moment. Their heartbreaking
the cry still resonates in our hearts.

12. Twister against the bald man.

Materials: A vacuum cleaner, a soft plastic bag, and a rag doll, or any other pathetic item.
stuffed animal.

Remove the broom from the vacuum cleaner, leaving the suction tube free. Drill a hole from the nape of the
Doll up to the mouth. Insert the suction tube from the back, so that it slightly appears at the
mouth.

Wrap the bald man in the bag, and have the vacuum cleaner switch handy. Put your member in the mouth of the
stuffed toy, connect the vacuum cleaner, and the doll that made you happy in your childhood will make you even happier now.

The doll can be kept for future use. If you wish, you can try the device with other openings.
of his favorite doll. If the doll makes any kind of noise when squeezed, it's much better because
It almost seems like he was actively participating. If your doll is one of these, don't let it escape: they are not
easy to obtain.

To the sun that warms the most:

Materials: A wall radiator with tubes, and a cloth.

Turn on the radiator (or if you have central heating, wait until the appropriate time), and wait for it to reach the
proper temperature. Be careful because these radiators tend to raise the temperature even
after having turned them off.
Look for the optimal spot in your radiator for the task, wrap your member in the cloth, and carry out the
standard movement, wrapped in the pleasant warmth of the radiator.

14: Otto, it's time to eat Dog Chow!

Materials: A loyal and playful dog or cat, and jam, honey, or their favorite liquid treat.
pet. Watch out! Do not attempt this technique if you do not completely trust your pet.

I generously spread the jam on her rosy friend, affectionately called her pet, and showed her the
Succulent menu. He will do the rest. Your family and friends will no longer be able to say that your pet doesn't know any
trick, or that is useless.

Note: Animals such as turtles, hamsters, or goldfish are not recommended for this method.

I hope you have enjoyed these techniques as much as I have, but forget about the melon, I do not recommend it.
How do I know that?
There are things that the human race should not know...

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